A Damian

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A total cocky fuckboy who can't take a chill pill. He hits on your whole family on Sunday, dumps you on Monday, and still wants to bang you on Tuesday. He does this to 100 girls at once and still thinks he's cool.
He messaged me 10 times after our first date and said, 'We should be together.' Then he dated my sister.
He cheated on me with my best friend and said, 'This is just business.'
He broke up with me and said, 'I'll still bang you.' I said, 'You're a monster.' He said, 'I know.'
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Smart as hell but too shy to say it. He'll take a bullet for you if you're family. He's the original 420 guy and will smoke weed with you before he even finishes high school.
He asked me for help with math and then told me, 'I'm just trying to stay cool.'
He passed a test and said, 'I got lucky.' I said, 'You're a genius.' He said, 'I know.'
He brought me weed before we even started dating and said, 'We're gonna be cool.'
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Batman's annoying little brat. He's got the looks, the money, and the attitude to back it up.
He said, 'I'm the son of Batman. You should be honored.' I said, 'I'm scared.'
He tried to beat me up and said, 'I'm better than you.' I said, 'You're not.'
He told me, 'I'm rich, cool, and I know how to fight.' I said, 'I know.'
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A Mexican guy who doesn't give a damn about anything. He's got the style, the vibes, and the attitude to match.
He said, 'I'm Mexican and I don't care.' I said, 'Cool.'
He wore a suit to the grocery store and said, 'I'm fancy.'
He told me, 'I don't care if you're rich or poor. I'm still cool.'
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A total legend. He's smart, funny, and he'll stick up for you. He's got the style, the eyelashes, and the strength to back it up.
He said, 'I'm smart, funny, and I'll take a bullet for you.' I said, 'You're a legend.'
He wore eyeliner and said, 'I'm cool.' I said, 'You're not.'
He said, 'I'm strong and I'll fight for you.' I said, 'Cool.'
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A total badass who doesn't care what people say. He's smart, athletic, and he knows how to get high before high school.
He said, 'I don't care what people say. I'm cool.' I said, 'You're not.'
He dated my best friend and said, 'This is just business.'
He told me, 'I'm smart, I'm athletic, and I know how to get high.' I said, 'Cool.'
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