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When you're so wasted you're jerking off, puking on your junk, sobbing, and shitting all at once while texting someone you barely know.
I tried to be fancy and ended up crying and shitting on my floor.
My ex came over and I was too drunk to stop myself from doing all that.
I was so wasted I texted my mom while puking on my pants.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A tiny, pretty thing that makes you want to eat it or touch it. Like when you see a tiny piece of cake and it looks so good you almost drool on yourself.
That tiny piece of cake looked so good I almost cried.
I saw the little pastries and almost fainted from hunger.
The tiny cookies were so cute I wanted to eat them all at once.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A tiny plate with little snacks that make you want to eat them all and then throw up because you're too full.
That plate of little snacks made me so full I almost vomited.
I ate all the little pastries and then cried because I was too full.
The tiny desserts looked so good I ate them all and then regretted it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Fancy underwear that looks like it was made by a fairy and will probably tear if you move too much.
My fancy underwear tore because I jumped up too fast.
That lacy stuff looked so good I almost cried when it ripped.
I wore my frilly panties and then fell down and they ripped.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A special room or place where a lady keeps her fancy stuff, like her jewels, her dresses, and her feelings.
My lady’s special room had all her fancy jewelry and her feelings.
She kept her favorite dress in her special place.
That girl’s special room had all her fancy stuff and her secrets.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Louis Tomlinson is tiny, pretty, and kind of looks like a baby unicorn.
Louis Tomlinson is like a baby unicorn with a voice.
He’s so tiny and pretty I want to hug him.
He looks like a baby unicorn and has the voice to prove it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A thing that Steven Chang does. It makes him look like a tiny, fancy robot who’s always happy.
Steven Chang looks like a tiny robot with a smile.
He has that thing and looks so happy all the time.
That tiny robot thing makes him look so fancy and happy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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