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A dad joke is when a dad tells a joke so bad it makes you want to punch him in the face because he’s either got more pets than sense or he’s too lonely to get a real life.
Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' Me: 'Why did you tell that joke? I was about to fall asleep!'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad joke is when a dad tells a joke so stupid it’s like he’s trying to replace your brain with his own bad ideas because he’s either a dog dad or he’s been stuck in the 80s forever.
Dad: 'I’m like a pizza! I’m topped with cheese, bacon, and love!' Me: 'You’re also topped with regret.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad joke is when a dad says something so dumb it could wake the dead, and he does it just because he’s either got ten cats or he’s got no friends and thinks you’re his last hope.
Dad: 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' Me: 'Why did you turn red? Because you’re a tomato and you’re mad at me.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad joke is when a dad tells a joke so bad it could cause a blackout, and he does it because he’s either got a goldfish or he’s been sitting in a recliner for 20 years.
Dad: 'What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!' Me: 'What do you call a fake dad? An impasta too.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad joke is when a dad says something so dumb it’s like he’s trying to fail at life, and he does it just because he’s either got a parrot or he’s been married to the same woman for 50 years and is desperate for attention.
Dad: 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!' Me: 'Why did you tell that? You’ve got more problems than that book.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dad joke is when a dad tells a joke so bad it should be illegal, and he does it because he’s either got a lizard or he’s been sitting on the couch for so long he’s got a life of his own.
Dad: 'Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!' Me: 'Why are you two-tired? Because you told that joke at 3 a. m.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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