a cup of shut the fuck up

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A magical drink you pour into someone’s mouth when they won’t stop talking and you’re about to lose your mind.
I just said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to my brother during dinner. He talked for 20 minutes about his pet goldfish.
My mom gave me a cup of shut the fuck up after I blabbed about my day for an hour.
My friend got a cup of shut the fuck up from his teacher after he talked through the entire math test.
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A loud shout you yell when someone’s words are so bad they make your brain hurt.
My coworker said the worst joke ever. I yelled 'a cup of shut the fuck up' at him.
My sister told me her whole life story during the movie. I screamed 'a cup of shut the fuck up!' at her.
I yelled 'a cup of shut the fuck up' at my dog after he barked for 10 minutes straight.
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A strong command that means you are not allowed to speak again until you are dead.
My dad told me to be quiet. I told him 'a cup of shut the fuck up!' and he got mad.
My teacher said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' after I kept talking during the lesson.
My friend shouted 'a cup of shut the fuck up!' and I had to be quiet for the rest of the day.
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A very rude way to tell someone they are not allowed to make noise anymore.
I told my little brother 'a cup of shut the fuck up' after he kept yelling in the house.
My friend said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to me because I was being too loud.
My neighbor told me 'a cup of shut the fuck up' because I played music too loud at night.
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A phrase people use online to tell someone they are being too loud or too stupid.
My friend said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to me in a comment on Twitter.
I posted 'a cup of shut the fuck up' in a Discord group because someone kept talking nonsense.
My classmate said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to me in a group chat.
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A way to tell someone they are not allowed to speak, especially if they are being dumb or too loud.
My teacher said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to me because I was being too loud.
I said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to my friend because he was being too dumb.
My brother said 'a cup of shut the fuck up' to me after I talked for too long.
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