a Cuntfaggot

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A person who is both a useless cunt and a faggot in one messed-up package.
My math teacher is a cuntfaggot because she failed me and then cried about it.
My sister's friend is a cuntfaggot because she laughed at my dog and then asked for a hug.
My neighbor is a cuntfaggot because he threw my cat out of the window and then said sorry.
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When two dykes do a clit grind so bad it sounds like a toilet clogged up.
At the gym, two dykes were doing a clit grind and it was louder than my brother's car horn.
My cousin's friend was at a lesbian party and got so excited she did a clit grind on a toilet.
My aunt’s best friend does a clit grind every time she sees a new pair of pants.
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A person who is a total jerk, and if it's a girl, she’s a real pain in the ass.
My mom’s coworker is a cuntfaggot because she stole my mom’s lunch and then said it was a gift.
My brother’s friend is a cuntfaggot because he called my dog a faggot and then cried when it barked.
My teacher’s pet is a cuntfaggot because he got extra credit and then told me I was a failure.
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