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A c*t is when you send a message or call someone, usually to bother them or make them answer.
DM: 'Hey, you're a c*t, call me back now!'
Text: 'You're a c*t, I'm not going to stop texting you until you reply.'
Call: 'You're a c*t, I'm calling you at 2 AM.'
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A c*t is like giving someone permission to bug you with calls or texts. They probably prefer texts because they're easier to ignore.
Text: 'You're a c*t, so I can text you whenever I want.'
Call: 'You're a c*t, so I can call you at noon.'
Message: 'You're a c*t, and I'm using that to make your life harder.'
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A c*t is when you jump in the air and slam your butt like you're trying to break the floor.
At the gym: 'You're a c*t, I saw you doing that move!'
In the park: 'You're a c*t, you're making everyone laugh.'
During a dance party: 'You're a c*t, you're the best at that move.'
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A c*t is when PETA takes you and you never get to go back home. They think you're a cute little animal.
Text from PETA: 'You're a c*t, we're keeping you!'
Message: 'You're a c*t, you're our new pet.'
Call: 'You're a c*t, you're not going back to your life.'
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A c*t is like saying thanks, but in a weird, cyber way. It’s like giving a digital high-five.
Text: 'You're a c*t, thanks for helping me!'
DM: 'You're a c*t, I owe you one.'
Message: 'You're a c*t, that was cool of you.'
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A c*t is a super nice lady who kicks butt at sports and doesn't let anyone forget it. She's the friend who always smiles and laughs like she's never been sad.
Text: 'You're a c*t, you beat me at tennis again!'
DM: 'You're a c*t, you're my favorite person.'
Message: 'You're a c*t, you make everyone happy.'
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A c*t is a trick in Firefox where you can open links in new tabs without clicking. It's for people who are too lazy to click.
Text: 'You're a c*t, I used that trick and it worked!'
Message: 'You're a c*t, I can now open 10 links at once.'
DM: 'You're a c*t, I’m not clicking anymore.'
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