a crust

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A person so crusty they could turn a pizza into a curse.

My cousin is a crust. He eats pizza like it's his last meal and still complains about the crust.

My dog ran away from a crust. I think he got scared of the patches.

My uncle is a crust. He wears all black and looks like he just walked out of a dumpster.

When someone does something so bad it makes your soul scream and your brain shut down.

My mom's new boyfriend is a crust. He once threw a sandwich at a cop and called him a f***ing loser.

My brother did something so crusty, my dog started crying.

My teacher got crusty when she found out we all failed the test.

The dirtiest, loudest, and most f***ed-up version of punk. They're all anarchists, and they dress like they live in a sewer.

My friend is a crust. He wears all black, patches, and still manages to look like a f***ing mess.

The guy at the punk concert was a crust. He screamed so loud, my ears started bleeding.

My neighbor is a crust. He plays music so loud, the neighbor from across the street filed a noise complaint.

A crust legend. They’re the king of crust, the boss of crust, the crusty godfather.

My friend is a crust legend. He's like the captain of crust and doesn’t take f***ing nonsense.

The guy who started the crust movement is a crust legend. He’s got more patches than a f***ing quilt.

My uncle is a crust legend. He says he’s got the power of the crust god on his side.

A f***ing strong denial of any crust. It's like saying no to pizza and calling it a war.

My friend said, ‘No crust,’ and I knew he was f***ed.

My mom said, ‘No crust,’ and I knew she was f***ing mad.

My dog said, ‘No crust,’ and he ate my sandwich.

When you feel like a f***ing zombie the morning after you f***ed up your body with weed.

I woke up crusted. I felt like a f***ing zombie.

My friend is crusted. He can’t even walk straight.

I’m crusted from last night. I feel like I was run over by a f***ing truck.

The last person anyone wants to be with. The f***ing leftover of the party.

I'm the crust of the party. I'm the f***ing leftover no one wants.

My friend is the crust of the group. He’s the f***ing leftover no one wants.

My dog is the crust of the neighborhood. He’s the f***ing leftover no one wants.