Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting ripped off for doing nothing but sitting there like a fat, lazy donkey.

I paid $500 for a cruise and just sat on a boat. I might as well have been at my grandma's house.

This cruise is a scam. I didn't even get a free drink.

I got charged for a cruise, but I didn't even leave the hotel. I'm gonna sue.

2

Strolling around the city like a lost chicken, hoping to find a man to jerk off with in a bathroom.

I cruised the whole night and just ended up getting a burger and a beer.

I was cruising for a guy, but I got distracted by a hot barista.

I cruised the club and just ended up getting kicked out.

3

Looking at someone you already like, or just walking around like a drunk mess looking for someone to f*** with or get high with.

I cruised the club with my crew and ended up getting wasted.

I cruised the street and picked up a guy who turned out to be a cop.

I cruised with my friends and just ended up eating pizza all night.

4

Driving around with your friends like a bunch of dumb, loud idiots for no real reason.

We cruised for three hours and didn't even get a drink.

We cruised the town and just ended up fighting in a parking lot.

We cruised around for no reason and got a ticket.

5

Doing absolutely nothing but sitting around like a useless piece of trash.

I cruised the whole day and just watched TV.

I cruised with my friends and did nothing but eat chips.

I cruised for hours and didn't even leave the house.

6

Driving slowly with your friends like a bunch of lazy, annoying monkeys just for fun.

We cruised around the block and got bored.

We cruised with our friends and just talked about nothing.

We cruised for an hour and ended up getting a cone.

7

Looking for someone to f*** with or get high with, or just walking around like a lost, drunk mess.

I cruised the street and just ended up getting a drink.

I cruised the club and picked up a guy who was really annoying.

I cruised the bar and got wasted with my friends.