a crown tundra

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It’s that stupid map you unlock by shelling out cash for a game you barely care about

My cousin spent $50 on that map and still doesn’t know how to beat the first boss

I bought the expansion pass just so I could throw it at my brother

That map is the reason I failed math last semester

It’s like a snow-covered headache you pay for just to see a few more Pokémon

I got a headache from looking at that tundra for 10 minutes straight

My mom bought it so I could catch more Pokémon and stop whining

It’s the worst part of the game and I blame the developers

It’s the place you go when you’re out of ideas and your wallet is out of money

I went to the tundra because I had nothing else to do and my wallet was sad

My friend went there and came back with more Pokémon and less money

That tundra is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m broke’