Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your turd is so full of pride it thinks it's the king of the bathroom

My turd was so big it started a rebellion in my colon.

I had a crown so bad I had to take a lunch break just to hold it in.

My turd was so confident it asked me if I was finished with my snack.

2

When someone gets a beatdown with a big dumb object because they couldn't follow directions

He got crowned with a soup ladle for not cleaning his plate.

She was hit with a mop handle because she didn't do her chores.

The kid got a crown from the principal because he drew on the walls.

3

When your butt is about to let out a big one and it feels like a baby’s head is trying to escape

I was so close to pooping I felt like I was giving birth to a pancake.

My butt was screaming for mercy as it tried to push out a cake.

I was crowning like I was in labor and my colon was the doctor.

4

Just a fancy headband for people who think they're royalty

He wore a crown like he was the king of the cafeteria.

She thought her hair was royal because of that stupid headband.

He had a crown on like he was going to a fancy pizza party.

5

When your butt is so full it thinks it's going to explode and your sphincter is like, 'no more'

My butt was about to burst like a balloon full of beans.

I felt my sphincter start to break like it was a bridge.

My poop was so strong it tried to take over my body.

6

When you feel like you need to poop so bad it’s like your colon is screaming at you

I had the need to poop like I was in a war with my colon.

My colon was begging me to find a bathroom.

I felt like my butt was being tortured by a thousand beans.

7

When you cross your legs in public and hope no one sees your butt trying to escape

I crossed my legs in the middle of a math test like I was hiding a secret.

I clamped my butt so tight I felt like I was holding a pizza in my colon.

I was sitting in the back of the bus like I was trying to survive a pooping apocalypse.