a creem boat

My cousin’s ex is a creem boat. She walked into a church and the priest fainted.

I saw a creem boat at the mall and the security guard started staring at her like she was a celebrity.

My neighbor’s mom is a creem boat. She came over and my dad forgot he was married.

At the grocery store, a creem boat walked by and the cashier forgot to scan my cereal.

My brother’s crush is a creem boat. He hasn’t talked to her in three years because he’s too scared.

My teacher said a creem boat walked into class and half the kids got detention for staring.

My mom called my friend a creem boat and now my friend won’t stop texting me.

At the park, a creem boat sat down next to me and my dog started barking at her.

My dad said my aunt is a creem boat. Now he’s arguing with my uncle.