A crazy child

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They have a messed-up brain and throw fits like a toddler with no snacks

My kid screamed for 20 minutes because his juice was orange, not grape.

She bit my arm off during math class and said it was 'personal.'

He threw a chair at the teacher and yelled, 'You’re not cool!'

They think they’re a superhero and punch you for no reason

He punched me in the face because he thought I was the villain.

She ran through the hallway shouting, 'I’m here to save the world!'

He kicked the vending machine and said it was 'evil.'

They scream like a banshee and eat your lunch like it’s a snack

She screamed so loud the whole school heard her and ate my sandwich.

He devoured my lunch and said it was 'a food emergency.'

She yelled, 'I’m the queen of chaos!' and threw confetti at my head.