Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who acts like they're the only one who ever had a brain.

My cousin thinks she invented TikTok. She's a crazy.

My brother's obsessed with his pet goldfish. He's a crazy.

My mom thinks she's a detective. She's a crazy.

2

What you say when you’re too busy staring at your phone to notice your friend is screaming at you.

'What? I was watching cat videos!'

'I didn’t hear a word you said, I was busy crying in the shower.'

'I was too busy eating cereal out of the box to listen to you.'

3

The best way to shut someone up when you don’t care what they’re saying.

'Crazy? I was crazy once. I got locked in a room with rats. And I still am.'

'Crazy? I was crazy once. I got locked in a room with rats. And now I hate you.'

'Crazy? I was crazy once. I got locked in a room with rats. And I still hate you.'

4

The gen z way of saying something is so stupid it’s amazing.

'That’s wild. Your mom is a crazy.'

'That’s wild. Your dog broke your mom’s phone. That’s wild.'

'That’s wild. Your cat is now a president. That’s wild.'

5

Someone who thinks they’re the only one who ever had a good idea.

'I’m a crazy. I once tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.'

'I’m a crazy. I once tried to run a marathon in socks.'

'I’m a crazy. I once tried to talk to a wall.'

6

Someone who doesn’t care about rules or other people’s opinions.

'I’m a crazy. I once wore socks with sandals in public.'

'I’m a crazy. I once talked to my dog about my ex.'

'I’m a crazy. I once tried to turn my bedroom into a spaceship.'