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Getting a blow job while playing Crash Bandicoot
Bro just got a blow job mid-level in Crash Bandicoot, I'm not even mad
My cousin got a BJ in the middle of a Crash game, he's still high
I got a BJ while playing Crash, it was like a power-up
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Crash Bandicoot is a cute orange fella who got royally screwed over by Dr. Cortex, and now he’s out to punch every evil plan in the face
Crash is like the Mario of the 90s but with better hair and a vendetta
Crash is out for revenge, and I’m riding that coattails
Crash Bandicoot is the OG platformer with a grudge
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That orange fella from the PS1 who made you rage quit every time you played his games
Crash made me rage quit 3 times in one night
I got so mad at Crash, I threw my controller at the TV
Crash is why I still hate the PS1
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A legendary orange fella who kicks ass in video games
Crash is the GOAT of platformers
Crash is like a superhero but with better moves
Crash is the reason I still play video games
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That orange fella who said ‘Woah’ and got memed to death by some kid on YouTube
That kid made a meme out of Crash saying ‘Woah’ and it went viral
Crash got memed to death because of a kid’s 3D animation
Crash is now a meme because of some kid’s 3D animation
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An insult you throw at that guy who hits on every girl he sees
I called my bro ‘Crash Bandicoot’ because he hit on 5 girls today
Crash Bandicoot is the insult for that guy who hits on every girl
Crash Bandicoot is the insult I threw at my ex because he cheated on me
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That orange fella who said ‘Woah’ and made the internet laugh for years
Crash said ‘Woah’ and the internet lost it
Crash said ‘Woah’ and that kid made a meme out of it
Crash said ‘Woah’ and I laughed so hard I cried
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