Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A crank is a massive penis that could make a giraffe jealous. It's like having a sausage the size of a football stuck in your pants.

Bro, your crank is so big, I think it’s gonna break the internet.

Dude, I saw your crank in the mirror, and it looked like it was doing push-ups.

Your crank is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

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Crank is a slang name for meth. It’s like the drug version of a caffeine pill, but way more intense and way less forgiving.

I took three hits of crank and now I’m screaming at my fridge.

Crank is the reason I started talking to my plants.

My crank made my dog run away and join a cult.

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Crank is when you hit your meat like it owes you money. It’s also what you do when you’re too lazy to think.

I was crankin’ so hard, my hands were numb and my brain was on fire.

I crank when I’m mad, tired, or both.

I crank so much, my pants are now a second home.

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Crank is meth. It’s called crank because it makes you feel like you’ve been plugged into a socket and turned up to 11.

I took a hit of crank and now I think I can fly.

Crank makes you feel like you’re about to explode, in the best way possible.

I was high on crank, so I tried to talk to my neighbor’s cat. It ran away.

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Crank is when you cry and jerk off at the same time. It’s the most dramatic thing you’ll ever do.

I was crankin’ and crying so hard, my face looked like a raccoon’s.

I cried and cranked so much, my eyes were red and my brain was gone.

Crank is like a soap opera, but for your private parts.

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To be crank is to be really mad or really annoyed, like you’re about to lose your mind.

He was so cranky, he threw his coffee at the wall.

I was cranky because my pants were too tight and my brain was too small.

She was cranky, so she yelled at her cat, and now the cat hates her.

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Crank is when you cry and jerk off at the same time, it’s like the most dramatic version of your life.

I was crankin’ so hard, my tears looked like they were coming from a waterfall.

I cried and cranked at the same time, and it was glorious.

Crank is like a bad breakup and a really good orgasm.