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A man who thinks every tiny thing matters and can’t laugh at anything. Also has a willy so big it could knock out a cow.
He got mad because the coffee was 80 cents too expensive.
He argued with the barista about the correct way to make a latte.
He sent a 12-sentence message about how the sky was too blue today.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s so into tiny stuff and so clueless about jokes that he thinks a joke is a math problem.
He counted every step he took on the way to the store.
He said the joke was ‘not funny enough to be real.’
He made a 30-minute speech about how the toaster was ‘not aligned properly.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the best at everything and has a willy so big it’s a miracle he can walk.
He told me his willy is ‘the size of a small dog.’
He got mad because I laughed at his joke about the moon.
He told me he can ‘count every hair on his head.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s too focused on tiny stuff and can’t laugh at anything, even when it’s obvious.
He got mad because the pizza had 2 extra pepperonis.
He said the joke was ‘too simple for him.’
He told me he can ‘smell the coffee from 10 blocks away.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who is so obsessed with small stuff and so unfunny that he thinks a joke is a debate.
He argued with me about whether the joke was ‘valid enough.’
He counted the number of letters in the joke.
He said the punchline wasn’t ‘strong enough to be real.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who can’t laugh at anything and has a willy that makes him look like a superhero.
He told me he can ‘breathe underwater.’
He said the joke was ‘not funny enough to be real.’
He counted every hair on his head during a 5-minute walk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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