a cow made of butter

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This is the dream meal for my girls. Caroline’s first words were ‘I want butter’ and she still acts like it’s the best thing ever.

My cousin’s dog tried to eat a butter cow and cried like a baby.

My mom said, ‘That cow looks like it’s made of my ass.’

My brother texted me, ‘That cow is so buttery, I want to lick it.’

This is what you say when you want something up your butt and you’re too lazy to explain it.

My friend said, ‘I want this cow in my butt, no questions asked.’

My dad DM’d me, ‘This cow is the best way to get a butter enema.’

My sister screamed, ‘I want that cow in my butt and I don’t care if it’s gross.’