a cousin eddie

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A cousin eddie is when you're about to catch a big fish and some idiot moves their line over yours like they're trying to steal your dinner.
My cousin eddie tried to steal my fish again. I almost pulled my line out of my hand.
He moved my line when I said I had a bite. I was so mad I almost yelled at the lake.
He moved my line again. I swear if he does it one more time, I'll beat him with my fishing rod.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cousin eddie is a nickname for weed that makes kids laugh, cough, and sometimes cry at the same time.
My cousin eddie is the best. I smoke it every day and it makes me laugh until I cry.
I told my mom I was eating a cousin eddie. She thought I was eating a bug.
We passed around the cousin eddie like it was a treasure. It made me cough so hard I almost choked.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cousin eddie is when you let out a fart so big and smelly it feels like someone threw a rotten egg in your face and it won't stop.
My cousin eddie hit me in the face. I almost ran out of the room.
He let out a cousin eddie so bad it smelled like old cheese and dead animals.
He let out a cousin eddie in the car. I had to open the window and it still smelled like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cousin eddie happens when you cum in her ass and the toilet is full. It's like the worst double whammy ever.
He cummed in her ass and yelled, ‘Shitter’s full!’ I almost laughed myself to death.
I saw him do a cousin eddie in the bathroom and the toilet overflowed.
He did a cousin eddie and it smelled like a dead raccoon. I almost threw up.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cousin eddie is when you cum in her butt and scream ‘Shitter’s full!’ like it’s the end of the world.
He cummed in her butt and screamed ‘Shitter’s full!’ like he was being chased by a bear.
He did a cousin eddie in the middle of class. The teacher almost had a heart attack.
He cummed in her butt and the whole school heard him. He’s a legend now.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cousin eddie is when you're going down on a girl and you pull out and jam it up her ass while yelling ‘Shitter’s full!’ like it’s the last thing you’ll ever say.
He was going down on her and suddenly pulled out and jammed it up her ass. He screamed ‘Shitter’s full!’ and it was so loud I heard it in the next room.
He did a cousin eddie in the hallway and the whole school ran out of the building.
He did a cousin eddie in the middle of a math test. I got a D because I was laughing too much.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cousin eddie is when you’re having sex from behind and you slip it in their ass like it’s a surprise party they didn’t know was coming.
He slipped it in her ass like it was a surprise party. She screamed so loud the neighbors came out.
He did a cousin eddie and it was so sudden she almost fell off the bed.
He slipped it in her ass and said, ‘Surprise, shitter’s full!’ I almost laughed myself to death.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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