a couple or three

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A couple or three is when you're lying about how many people showed up, but you're not lying enough to be called a crowd.

At the party, my mom said, 'A couple or three friends showed up,' but there were 12 people and my uncle was there.

My brother said, 'I only invited a couple or three people,' and now my house looks like a war zone.

My neighbor yelled, 'A couple or three kids came over,' and I saw 5 of them eating my lawn.

A couple or three is like saying you're not sure how many people came, but you're definitely not going to admit it was a lot.

My friend said, 'Only a couple or three people came to the bonfire,' and I saw 10 people burning my trash.

My mom said, 'A couple or three kids came over for pizza,' and now my kitchen is covered in cheese and chaos.

My dad said, 'A couple or three people showed up to the funeral,' and there were 50 people and 2 pizzas.

A couple or three is when you're too lazy to count, but you're not too lazy to brag about it later.

My brother said, 'A couple or three people came over,' and now there are 7 people and 2 fights.

My mom said, 'Only a couple or three friends showed up,' and now I'm stuck with 5 of them and a broken couch.

My neighbor said, 'A couple or three kids came over,' and now my yard looks like a war zone.

A couple or three is when you’re telling the truth but not telling the whole truth, like a bad math problem with good intentions.

My dad said, 'Only a couple or three people came to the barbecue,' and there were 15 people and 2 dead chickens.

My friend said, 'A couple or three people came to the game,' and now we’re stuck with 8 of them and a broken chair.

My mom said, 'A couple or three people showed up to the meeting,' and there were 10 people and 1 very confused cat.