a couple of legos

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A pair of people who think they’re special because they’re not gay.
My mom and dad are a couple of Legos. They still argue about who left the dishes out.
At the mall, I saw a couple of Legos fighting over the last candy bar.
My uncle said, 'You and your sister are the worst couple of Legos I’ve ever seen.'
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Two people who think they’re the main characters in a movie.
My neighbors are a couple of Legos. They act like they’re starring in a Marvel movie every day.
My friend’s parents are a couple of Legos. They still say 'I do' every year.
My teacher called my crush and me a couple of Legos. I facepalmed.
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A group of two who think they’re the only ones who matter.
My cousins are a couple of Legos. They think the whole world revolves around them.
My parents said, 'You and your brother are the best couple of Legos we’ve ever had.'
My friend’s mom said, 'You and your boyfriend are a couple of Legos. Don’t forget about me!'
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Two people who think they’re the only ones who exist.
My brother and his girlfriend are a couple of Legos. They act like the rest of us don’t exist.
My friend said, 'You and your crush are the worst couple of Legos ever.'
My teacher called my crush and me a couple of Legos. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
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Two people who think they’re the only ones who matter in the whole universe.
My parents are a couple of Legos. They think they’re the only ones who matter in the whole universe.
My friend’s parents are a couple of Legos. They still argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
My uncle said, 'You and your crush are the best couple of Legos I’ve ever seen.'
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A pair of people who think they’re the only ones who matter in the world.
My brother and his girlfriend are a couple of Legos. They think they’re the only ones who matter in the world.
My friend said, 'You and your crush are a couple of Legos. Don’t forget about me.'
My teacher called my crush and me a couple of Legos. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
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