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A couple is like a group of seven or eight people who all think they're the main event.

My mom said, 'A couple of us are going to the store,' and I showed up with five cousins.

The teacher said, 'A couple of you need to clean the board,' and 10 people stood up.

He texted me, 'I'm bringing a couple of friends to the party,' and showed up with my whole family.

A couple is two people who pretend to love each other but mostly just want to avoid the drama.

My sister said she and her boyfriend are a couple, but they haven't talked in two weeks.

My dad says he and his wife are a couple, but they fight about the TV remote every night.

My friend’s couple broke up because one of them kept texting their ex.

That couple is the pair that acts like they’re the only two people in the world and makes everyone else feel like a nobody.

At the park, that couple sat on the same bench and ignored me when I asked for a seat.

In class, that couple whispered the whole time and made me look like the weird kid.

At the grocery store, that couple stood in front of me and took three minutes to pick out cereal.

A couple is a show that had decent jokes but no one cared when they moved it to America.

I watched the UK version of A Couple and laughed, then the American version and fell asleep.

My friend said the UK version was funny, but the American one was just sad.

I tried to explain A Couple to my cousin, and he said it was just people talking.

An it couple is a pair of people who are so hot and cool, they make you feel like you're not even worthy of being single.

My friend is an it couple, and I’m just a normal person who eats cereal for dinner.

That couple on Instagram is an it couple, and I’m just me trying to be happy.

My neighbor is an it couple, and I’m just me trying to live my life.

A couple means a few, or a lot, or just enough to make your life harder.

My mom said, 'Just a couple of people are coming over,' and 10 showed up.

He said, 'I’ll bring a couple of cookies,' and it was 20 cookies.

The teacher said, 'A couple of you need to help me clean up,' and all 25 of us stood up.

A couple is two to fifteen things that are kind of the same, but kind of not.

I asked for a couple of pencils, and I got 12 pencils and a pen.

He said he brought a couple of books, but it was a stack of novels.

The teacher said, 'Bring a couple of things to class,' and I showed up with a backpack.