a cosmic smug

'I aced the test, obviously. You? Still struggling with basic math.'

'I got into the best school. You? Still eating cereal for dinner.'

'I don’t just know the answer. I *own* the answer.'

'I didn’t just win the game. I *blessed* the game.'

'You didn’t just fail. You failed *gracefully*.'

'I didn’t just pass. I passed *with style*.'

'The sun came up just to watch me shine.'

'I don’t need a mirror. The universe is my mirror.'

'I didn’t just do well. I *made* the universe proud.'