a corey

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A Corey is someone who says they'll call you back and then vanishes like a fart in the wind!
You text him: 'Hey, are you coming to the party?' He replies: 'Yeah, I'll call you back.' You wait. He doesn't call. You're like, 'Bro, I'm still here!'
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A Corey is the kind of guy who makes you laugh until your sides hurt but then you're like, 'Why did I even bother?' He's smart, hot, and he's got a heart of gold, but he'll never tell you that.
He cracks a joke so good you're snorting coffee out your nose. Then you're like, 'Why am I even laughing at this?'
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A Corey has a big cock and a big obsession with vaginas. He's the kind of guy who'll talk about it in every single conversation.
He starts a conversation about the weather and then goes, 'I wonder if it's raining vaginas today.'
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A Corey is the kind of guy who'll wait for you forever, even if you're late, slow, or just plain forgetful. He's sweet, kind, and he'll probably follow you home.
He says, 'I'll wait for you, no problem.' You're 10 minutes late. He's still there, smiling. You're like, 'He's going to follow me home.'
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A Corey is someone who's shy at first, but once he gets going, he's the best guy you'll ever meet. He's kind, funny, and he'll never rub it in your face.
He's quiet at the beginning of the party. Then he starts telling jokes so good the whole room is laughing. You're like, 'Why didn't I know this earlier?'
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A Corey is a try-hard who will do anything to win at Call of Duty, even if it means crying in the corner.
He loses a match and starts sobbing like a baby. You're like, 'Bro, it's just a game.'
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A Corey is hot enough to melt the ice caps and make Greta Thunberg jealous. He's got a huge ego, and he'll swipe right on every girl he sees.
He swipes right on 50 girls in one night and says, 'I'm going to find my dream girl.' You're like, 'You're not even paying attention.'
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