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A corbyn is a leader of the UK Labour Party and the biggest pile of useless shit you’ve ever seen. He’s a no.1 twat who thinks he’s the bees knees.
@Corbyn: I’m going to save the world. Again. #CorbynIsTheBest
My friend thinks Corbyn is a genius. I told him to go save the world and let me be normal.
I just saw Corbyn on TV and I wanted to scream into my toast.
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Corbyn is the funniest man alive, but only if you ignore the fact he looks like a confused potato.
Corbyn just sang a song about space potatoes. I cried. #CorbynIsMyHero
My friend thinks Corbyn is a rockstar. I think he’s a man who once tried to be a rockstar and failed.
Corbyn’s band is called Why Don’t We. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
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A corbyn is the hottest person you’ve ever met, but only if you ignore the fact he thinks he’s a rockstar.
I saw Corbyn in the street and I almost fainted. He was hot. Then he started talking about space potatoes.
My friend is dating a corbyn. I asked him why and he said, ‘He looks like a potato and he sings about space.’
Corbyn is the hottest man alive, but he also thinks he’s a rockstar. That’s just sad.
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Corbyn is the best thing to ever happen to the world, but only if you ignore the fact he looks like a confused potato.
Corbyn is the best. He’s a hot guy who sings about space potatoes and is a rockstar. I love him.
My friend says Corbyn is an angel. I say he’s a hot guy who looks like a confused potato.
Corbyn is my angel. He’s the best. He looks like a confused potato. I love him.
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Corbyns are hilarious, but they are also like a confused potato who thinks he’s a rockstar.
I met a corbyn and he was hilarious. He also looked like a confused potato.
My friend’s corbyn is funny, but he thinks he’s a rockstar. That’s just sad.
Corbyns are like confused potatoes who think they’re rockstars. That’s the best thing ever.
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Corbyn is a special name that only the most beautiful, funniest, and most confused people get.
I got named Corbyn because I’m beautiful, funny, and confused. I love it.
My friend got named Corbyn because he looks like a confused potato and is a rockstar. That’s the best.
Corbyn is a special name. It means you’re beautiful, funny, and confused.
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A corbyn is a tall, lovable guy who thinks he’s a rockstar and looks like a confused potato.
I met a corbyn and he was tall, lovable, and looked like a confused potato.
My friend’s corbyn is funny, tall, and thinks he’s a rockstar. That’s the best.
Corbyns are tall, lovable, and look like confused potatoes. They also think they’re rockstars.
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