A complete fucking monster dick

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3 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

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A total freakin' beast of a cock. Like when you’re stuck with someone who robs you blind and then dumps you for a new toy in 10 minutes.
My ex stole my savings and went to Vegas with my best friend.
He cheated on me with my mom's best friend.
She spent my rent money on a $500 taco meal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A full-on beast of a penis. Like when your partner is a thief, a liar, and a hooker all in one.
He lied about having a job and stole my car.
She took my phone and sold it on eBay.
He got my sister pregnant and left her with a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The worst kind of cock. Like when your partner is a total fraud, and they vanish the second they find a new fling.
He borrowed $10,000 and ran off with a stripper.
She took my dog and moved to Florida.
He broke up with me to date my uncle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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