A complete fucking dumbass

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A person so brain-dead they probably think the moon is made of expired pizza.
My cousin tried to explain gravity, and he said it was just a conspiracy by the government to make us eat more carbs.
He thinks the sun goes around the earth because he saw a commercial for a new cereal.
He once tried to build a spaceship out of a toaster and a rubber chicken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the president but forgot how to spell ‘president’ and still thinks he’s right.
He tried to give a speech and said, ‘I’m the president of the country, and I’m not going to let anyone else be president because I said so.’
He once tried to declare war on Canada because he thought they stole his breakfast.
He’s been in office for years and still can’t remember his own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A human being who is so dumb it’s like they were born in a trash can and raised by a raccoon with a PhD in stupidity.
He tried to explain the internet, and he said it was just a group of people arguing in a coffee shop.
He once tried to invent a new sport called ‘sitting down while breathing’.
He thinks the sky is just a really big ceiling that someone painted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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