a complete and utter wanker

My cousin is a complete and utter wanker. He failed math and still thinks he's a genius.

My boss said he's a complete and utter wanker for sending me a 10-page email about the weather.

My dog barked at my brother and called him a complete and utter wanker for eating his kibble.

My friend is a complete and utter wanker. He challenged me to a dance-off and cried when he lost.

My neighbor is a complete and utter wanker. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper.

My little brother called my dad a complete and utter wanker for forgetting his birthday.

My teacher called me a complete and utter wanker for talking the whole class into a 30-minute debate about pizza.

My friend’s dog is a complete and utter wanker. It barked at the mailman for 10 minutes straight.

My mom called my dad a complete and utter wanker for telling the same joke 100 times.