A Competitive Asian

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A Competitive Asian is a person who will cheat, scream, and throw stuff if you beat them. They think they’re invincible, and they’ll yell at you for the rest of the day.
I won the math test and now she’s texting me 20 times a day.
He threw his pencil at me because I got a higher score.
She called me a ‘low-life’ after I beat her in the spelling bee.
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A Competitive Asian is someone who will win no matter what. They’ll whisper curses in your ear, steal your snacks, and still win.
She whispered ‘you’ll fail’ in my ear before the test.
He stole my snack and then got first place.
She cursed my calculator and still got an A.
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A Competitive Asian is like a robot that only knows how to win. They don’t care if you cry, they just want to be the best.
She laughed at me when I cried after losing.
He didn’t even say sorry after he beat me up.
She said ‘you’re not even trying’ when I failed.
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A Competitive Asian is someone who will win so hard, they’ll probably win in their sleep. They don’t even need to try.
She won the race even though she was tired.
He won the game without even blinking.
She won the contest while eating a sandwich.
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A Competitive Asian is a person who will win no matter what. They’ll laugh at you, walk all over you, and still win.
She laughed at me when I lost the game.
He walked over me during the race.
She stepped on my foot and still won.
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A Competitive Asian is someone who will win, even if it takes them 10 years. They don’t care if you’re tired, they just want to win.
She kept winning for 10 years straight.
He didn’t even rest during the competition.
She won even though I was crying.
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