A common whore

She took a break from work to flirt with the pizza guy.

She had a date with the mail man and forgot to pick up her kids.

She said yes to a stranger on a bus just to get out of her house.

She asked for a discount on her coffee but gave the barista a full tip for her attention.

She said she'd pay for the movie if he'd let her sit in his lap.

She called her mom to complain about her date but didn't tell her she was on a date.

She said she'd come over any time but only showed up when she had nothing else to do.

She texted him every day but never remembered his birthday.

She called him at 3 a. m. just to say she was awake and bored.