Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A comedy is when you get sent to the hospital and you still can't hold your pee

My uncle got a comedy award for peeing in his bed 23 times.

The nurse called it 'bed-dy-bye' comedy.

He said, 'This ain't a hospital, it's a pee-drome.'

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A comedy is the only thing that makes you laugh when you’re stuck on Urban Dictionary and you're too broke for snacks

I spent 3 hours on Urban Dictionary and still didn’t get a snack.

My brain was full of definitions and empty of snacks.

Urban Dictionary said, 'This is not a comedy, this is a definition trap.'

3

This ain’t it chief is a comedy when you’re trying to be cool and it backfires so hard it hurts

I said 'This ain’t it chief' and got a laugh and a slap.

My friend said it and got sent to the principal's office.

I tried it and it became a comedy disaster.

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A comedy is something that makes you laugh and also makes you wish you were dead

My mom’s jokes are so bad I want to die.

I laughed so hard I choked on my breakfast.

The teacher said, 'This is a comedy, not a math test.'

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A comedy is a way to cover up your sadness like a bad haircut

He laughed so loud he covered his sadness like a bad haircut.

She cried in the middle of the comedy act.

The comedy was just a sad guy pretending to be funny.

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A comedy is when you make people laugh and also make them want to kill you

My jokes were so bad my friend tried to kill me.

He made me laugh so hard I peed in my pants.

My mom said, 'This is not a comedy, it's a nightmare.'

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A comedy is when you try to be funny and end up looking like a fool

I tried to be funny and ended up looking like a clown.

My friend said I looked like a sad clown.

The crowd said, 'This is not a comedy, it's a clown show.'