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When you pinch someone so hard their face goes numb and their meat goes soft.

My cousin pinched my brother so hard he forgot how to walk.

I pinched my friend until his face looked like a boiled potato.

My mom pinched my dad until he cried like a baby.

When you squeeze a guy’s junk until it looks like it wants to quit.

My brother squeezed my cousin until he looked like a sad donut.

I squeezed my dad until he made a noise like a broken kazoo.

My friend squeezed my uncle until he turned into a tomato.

When you pinch someone so much their brain short-circuits.

I pinched my neighbor until he started talking to the ceiling.

My brother pinched my sister until she started crying in slow motion.

I pinched my friend until he forgot his own name.