Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A coffin is a fancy way of saying you’re drinking so much you might as well be dead. It’s like a beer casket.

I just drank a coffin. My head is exploding.

That was a coffin. I’m still alive but barely.

I had three coffins last night. I woke up in a ditch.

2

To be super wasted, like you can’t tell your nose from your face. You’re so drunk you might just die.

He was so wasted, he tried to eat a coffin.

She was drunk enough to try and fight a coffin.

They threw a coffin at him and he ate it.

3

Yes it is. That’s all there is to it. No need to overcomplicate it.

Yes it is. That’s the answer.

Yes it is. I don’t care.

Yes it is. Now shut up.

4

A coffin is like a casket but with six sides. It’s where you end up if you’re bad. Also known as a pine box.

I’m going to end up in a coffin. I’m bad.

That’s a coffin. That’s where you go when you’re bad.

She died and went into a coffin. I’m not going to.

5

When someone dies, you say RIP. It’s like a coffin. It’s also used when something sad happens.

He died. RIP. He was in a coffin.

She got dumped. RIP. Like a coffin.

The dog died. RIP. He was in a coffin.

6

A coffin is also xanax pills. They’re oval shaped. They’re like mini coffins for your brain.

I took a coffin. My brain is calm.

She took two coffins. She’s now a zombie.

He took three coffins. He’s now a god.

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Coffin it is when you jump on a car’s hood like a fool. It’s a stupid thing to do. People laugh at you.

He coffin ited the car. The hood broke.

She coffin ited the truck. The truck laughed.

They all coffin ited the bus. It cried.