a-coded

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When you yell at a screen for hours like it's your ex, only to find out you forgot a comma or a semi-colon.

I screamed at my laptop for two hours because it wouldn't work and I forgot a comma.

My monitor got so tired of my screaming it turned off on me.

I yelled at my code until my cat came in and sat on my keyboard.

A fancy way to say you're typing stuff on a computer, but it sounds way cooler.

My teacher said I was doing a-coded and not just typing.

I told my mom I was doing a-coded and she thought I was doing magic.

My friend called me a-coded because I was making a game.

When someone acts like they're from another planet just because of their race, gender, or how they like to kiss people.

My teacher called me a stereotype because I'm Black and she thought I was going to fail.

My cousin said I was a stereotype because I like pizza and anime.

My boss said I was a stereotype because I wear a hat and like to dance.

When you start a fight because someone said something about your race and you're not going to let it slide.

My friend started a fight because someone said he was a stereotype.

I stood up for my cousin because someone said she was a stereotype.

I fought my teacher because he said I was a stereotype.

A dirty version of 'That’s What She Said,' but it’s so confusing that kids get lost in the middle.

I said, 'That’s what he said,' and my friend thought I was talking about his dog.

My teacher asked me what I meant by 'Is That Code,' and I had no idea.

My little brother asked, 'What’s code?' and I had to explain it to him.

When a patient is about to die and the doctors are like, 'Get ready, we’re about to make them dead.'

The doctor ran in and yelled, 'Code Red!' and the patient started breathing again.

I heard the nurses say, 'Code Blue!' and I ran into the room thinking someone was dead.

The patient was about to die and the doctor said, 'We’re doing a code blue!' and he lived.

A color chart for people who are too shy to say they want to have sex, but still want to flirt like it's a game.

I said, 'I’m in the pink,' and my friend knew I meant I wanted to kiss her.

I told my crush I was in the red, and he was like, 'You want to have sex?'

My friend said she was in the blue, and I knew she wanted to give me a blow job.