A-Club

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A-Club is where you sip your drink for two minutes, then chug it, collapse, and black out. You wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay and a hangover that could kill a horse.

I woke up in a tub with my kidneys on Ebay and a guy named Steve yelling at me.

My kidneys are on Ebay, and I’m not even dead yet.

I paid $200 for a drink and got my kidneys on Ebay as a bonus.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-Club is when women twirl like they're in a ballet and men chase them like they're being chased by wolves. Also, it's when they do this to seals and it's kind of sad.

Dancing like a ballerina and getting chased by wolves? That's the A-Club.

Seals in a club? That's just cruel.

I twirled like I was in a ballet and got chased by wolves. That's the A-Club.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-Club is when a bunch of brainless people crowd into a warehouse, wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a clown, and try to flirt with people who have no idea what they're doing.

Wore a clown’s outfit and tried to flirt with someone who had no idea what was going on.

The clothes looked like they were stolen from a clown and I couldn’t even dance.

Stood around aimlessly trying to look cool and failing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-Club is a dumb place where people go to drink and dance. It's also a weapon that cavemen used to beat up other cavemen and sometimes chavs.

I went to the club and got drunk and danced like a caveman.

A club is just a big stick for beating people up.

I used a club to beat up a chav and it worked.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-Club is where kids go to dance, drink, and flirt with underage girls who are basically jail bait for the 30-somethings who come to the club.

I went to the club and flirted with a girl who looked like she was 12.

The bouncer let her in and she was jail bait for sure.

I danced, drank, and flirted with a girl who looked like she was barely legal.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-Club is a state of mind where people go crazy to bad music and think they're the coolest thing since sliced bread. It's like a cosmic win and it's awesome.

I went to the club and danced to bad music and felt like a cosmic win.

It's like a cosmic win and I think I'm the coolest person ever.

I was at the club and everything became over 9000 times more awesome.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-Club is where brainless people go to dance, drink, and take drugs. It's loud, it's stupid, and it's the best thing ever.

I took drugs at the club and danced like a brainless idiot.

The club is loud, stupid, and the best thing ever.

Drank, danced, and took drugs. That's the A-Club.

by Slangipedia 16d ago