Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the best human being ever made by god or some fag who wanted to make a perfect human

clint colvin is literally the best human ever, like, the best

i think clint colvin is god's best work

clint colvin is the most perfect human ever, and i swear it

2

the cutest boy who makes your heart go boom and your brain go boom too

clint colvin is so cute i think i'm going to die

his face makes my brain explode

i saw clint colvin once and now i'm in love

3

the funniest guy who makes you laugh so hard you cry and then laugh again

clint colvin makes me laugh so hard i cry

he told a joke and i laughed so hard my face hurt

i heard clint colvin tell a joke and i was laughing for 10 minutes

4

the sweetest boy who would give you his last slice of pizza even if it was already cold

clint colvin would share his last pizza slice with a dog

he gave me his cold pizza and i was so touched

he gave me his last piece of pizza and it was cold and i loved it

5

the most talented boy who can sing, draw, and make you cry all at the same time

clint colvin can sing and make you cry

he drew a picture and it was so good it made me cry

he can sing and draw and make you cry at the same time

6

the hottest guy who would make you melt like ice cream in the sun

clint colvin is hot like ice cream on a hot day

he's so hot i think i'm going to melt

i saw clint colvin once and i was melting like ice cream

7

the most amazing boy who would take your brain and turn it into a pizza

clint colvin is so amazing he turns your brain into pizza

he turned my brain into a pizza and i loved it

i think clint colvin is the brain-pizza god

8

the best boy who would make your day better even if you were already the best day ever

clint colvin made my day better and i was already the best day ever

he came in and made my day the best day ever

he made my day better even though i was already the best day ever