a cliff

"You're my new cliff?", Justin, after seeing me with his ex."Cliff? I'm a cliff, bro.", Jake, after getting a blowjob from his teacher."Cliff? I'm the cliff, and I'm the cliff's mom.", Sarah, who's been with 12 guys this week."

"Tell me the cliff version.", Lisa, after listening to her friend's 30-minute story about her cat."Cliff me, I'm dying here.", Mark, during his history class."I need the cliff or I'll fail.", Alex, after listening to his brother's 10-minute story about his lunch."

"He's half-asleep, but still talking trash.", Mia, watching her brother."Cliff mode? I'm in it.", Sam, after a long day at school."She's in cliff mode, and I'm tired of it.", Jordan, who's been listening to her for an hour."

"Oakcliff is where the real niggas are.", Darius, who's always hanging out there."If you ain't at Oakcliff, you ain't nothing.", Jamal, after getting passed over for a spot in the group."Oakcliff is the place to be.", Taylor, who moved there last week."

"That guy is a cliff. He's got the swagger.", Jordan, who just met him."He’s like a cliff, strong, calm, and wise.", Taylor, after seeing him beat up a guy."That’s my cliff. He's like a grandpa with magic.", Marcus, who just got advice from him."

"He threw him off a cliff. He’s dead.", Mark, who watched it happen."That's how you get revenge. You throw him off a cliff.", Sarah, after her friend was teased."I threw her off a cliff. She screamed like a baby.", Lisa, who was just being mean."

"He said he'd come, but he clifed me.", Jordan, who was waiting all day."Cliffed me again. I'm tired of it.", Taylor, after being left hanging."He clifed me, and I'm not talking to him.", Marcus, who got ghosted again."