a cleeb

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A cleeb is when you promise to be back in a few minutes but then come back so late your friends think you died and got resurrected by a priest.

I said I'd be back in 10 minutes. Now I'm back. You're dead to me.

I told my friend I'd be back in 5 minutes. Now I'm back. I should've taken a nap.

I said I'd be back in a bit. Now I'm back. I think I was reincarnated.

A cleeb is a stupid homemade cure that only works if you believe in magic and also have a bad headache.

My grandpa used cleeb to cure his cough. It just made him cry.

My mom tried cleeb on my dog. Now he's talking to ghosts.

My uncle used cleeb to fix his hair. It now looks like a rat's nest.

A cleeb is someone so awkward they make the whole room feel like it's on fire and no one wants to escape.

My cleeb cousin tried to talk to my aunt. It was like watching a car crash.

My cleeb teacher asked me a question. I answered it. Now I'm confused.

My cleeb friend walked into a room. The room died.

A cleeb is the messy, angry hole at the bottom of a woman's uterus that yells at you when you try to pass through it.

My cleeb was so angry I had to take a break from having a baby.

My cleeb looked like it wanted to punch me. I took a pill.

My cleeb was screaming so loud I had to turn the TV up.