A clear bag of smashed assholes

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The worst kind of mess. Like your breakfast came in a bag and it was already dead. A clear bag of smashed assholes is like your mom’s old panty hose after a long night of crying and eating cake.
My hangover was a clear bag of smashed assholes. I didn’t even want to look at my reflection.
After that party, my stomach was a clear bag of smashed assholes. I had to take a nap and a laxative.
My brother’s morning after the wedding was a clear bag of smashed assholes. He looked like he had been run over by a bus and a donut.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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So bad it’s almost a crime. Like your brain got into a fight with your stomach and lost. A clear bag of smashed assholes is the kind of mess that makes you wish you were dead.
My pizza was a clear bag of smashed assholes. It was soggy, cold, and covered in something that looked like mold and regret.
My ex’s text message was a clear bag of smashed assholes. It said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my cat.'
My morning after the detox was a clear bag of smashed assholes. I felt like I had been dipped in glue and left in the sun.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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