a clean sink

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The fancy name for the sink on the right side of your kitchen when you have two sinks. It's like the king of the sink world.

My mom called the right sink a clean sink when she spilled coffee on the left one.

My brother says the clean sink is the one he uses to wash his hands before stealing my snack.

My teacher said the clean sink was the only one that didn't have a smelly sock in it.

When you literally eat your own butthole because you're too lazy to wipe.

My dog ate his own butthole and then ran around the house like a maniac.

I ate my own butthole because I was too tired to brush my teeth.

My sister ate her own butthole and then laughed at me for being gross.

A kiss that feels like your tongue is trying to scrub your mouth until it’s raw and sore. It’s like getting a tongue massage from a grumpy dentist.

My dad gave me a clean sink kiss and I had to go to the bathroom to wash my mouth out.

My crush gave me a clean sink kiss and I felt like my tongue was on fire.

My mom gave me a clean sink kiss and I swear my mouth was scrubbed clean by a raccoon.

When you use toilet paper to wipe the sink and it’s so bad that it makes your brain hurt. It's like watching a horror movie in the dark.

I used toilet paper to clean the sink and now I have to live with the horror of it forever.

My brother used toilet paper to clean the sink and I had to leave the room.

My mom used toilet paper to clean the sink and it felt like she was torturing me.