A Classic Lundy

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Being able to flirt with a bunch of girls but never actually picking one to kiss or even touch.
I’ve got 10 girls texting me, and I’m still single. What’s wrong with me?
He’s got a girl on every floor, but he’s still hanging out with the same one.
I can talk to 5 girls at once, but I can’t pick one to go to prom with.
2
Having a bunch of girl friends but never actually getting with any of them because you’re too chicken to ask.
I got 7 girls in my class, and I’m still alone. Why?
He’s got 4 girls liking him, but he’s still hanging out with the same one.
I can text 5 girls at once, but I can’t pick one to actually go out with.
3
Being able to have a bunch of girls around you but never actually choosing one to be with because you’re too lazy to decide.
I’ve had 6 girls like me, but I’m still single. What’s wrong with me?
He’s got 5 girls in his life, but he’s still with the same one.
I can talk to 4 girls at once, but I can’t pick one to actually go out with.
4
Flirting with a bunch of girls but never actually picking one to be with because you’re too dumb to commit.
I got 8 girls liking me, but I’m still alone. What’s wrong with me?
He’s got 5 girls around him, but he’s still with the same one.
I can talk to 6 girls at once, but I can’t pick one to actually go out with.
5
Having a bunch of girls around you but never actually choosing one because you’re too scared to make a move.
I’ve had 7 girls like me, but I’m still single. Why?
He’s got 5 girls texting him, but he’s still with the same one.
I can talk to 6 girls at once, but I can’t pick one to actually go out with.
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Talking to a bunch of girls but never actually going out with any of them because you’re too lazy to do anything.
I’ve got 8 girls texting me, but I’m still single. What’s wrong with me?
He’s got 7 girls around him, but he’s still with the same one.
I can talk to 5 girls at once, but I can’t pick one to actually go out with.
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