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When a girl gets double-teamed by two guys one giving her a BJ and the other slamming her from behind while they both slap hands above her head like they’re winning a stupid contest.
My cousin’s best friend got clapped at the gas station and now she smells like pizza.
My dad clapped his coworker’s wife in the break room and now he’s got a new nickname.
At the party, the guy next to me clapped his ex and now she’s crying in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A slow clap happens when a group of people tap their hands together one after another like they're trying to wake up a dead person after something amazing happened.
The whole class did a slow clap after our teacher fell into the pool.
My brother did a slow clap after I told him I got a girlfriend.
At the concert, they did a slow clap after the singer broke a guitar.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you clap twice but it’s full of hate and you want the other person to die.
My mom gave me a two-clap after I ate all the pizza.
My friend got a two-clap after he failed the test.
My uncle gave me a two-clap after I told him my dog died.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The sound your parents make when they’re getting busy and your little brother walks in.
I heard my parents doing a clap and my brother walked in with a juice box.
My sister walked in on my mom and dad doing a clap and now she’s mad.
My cousin heard his parents doing a clap and he fainted in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you slap your hands together so hard it sounds like a gun going off and you’re either super happy or super mad.
I did a clap after I got an A on my math test.
My friend did a clap after he got a new Xbox.
My dad did a clap after my brother broke his leg.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When something is so ugly it looks like it was hit by a truck and then set on fire.
That shirt is a clap, it looks like a sock exploded.
My dog’s new haircut is a clap, it’s like he got attacked by a cat.
My sister’s makeup is a clap, it looks like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you get totally wrecked in a battle and you’re too tired to even stand up.
I got clapped in the game and I had to take a nap.
My brother got clapped in the street fight and he’s still sore.
My dog got clapped by the neighbor’s cat and now he’s hiding under the couch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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