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She’s the kind of girl who makes your life easier just by being in it. She’s smart, but she’s also a lazy bum. She’s got a heart of gold, but she’s got a mouth of swear words. She’s got a crush that’s been haunting her for years, and she’s never letting that go.
Claire: I’m smart, okay? I just don’t wanna admit it. I’m also lazy. I also still have a crush on that guy from 6th grade.
Claire: If you’re dumb enough to break up with me, I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Claire: I’ve got a heart of gold, but I swear at you when you mess up.