A city girl tan

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Your shoulders are brown like a charcoal briquette but your arms are white as a ghost. You wear shirts that leave your shoulders free but cover your arms like a prison.
My tan is like a bad haircut, only the top looks good.
I got a tan so bad my arms look like they’ve been whitewashed.
My shoulders are golden but my arms are the color of a boiled potato.
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You look like a half-cooked potato, tan on top, raw on the bottom. It’s from wearing shirts that leave your shoulders out and your arms in a straitjacket.
I’m a tan two-for-one deal, only one part works.
My arms are still pale like a baby’s butt.
I got a tan so bad I look like I was dipped in coffee.
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Your shoulders are like a grilled cheese sandwich but your arms are still raw. You wear shirts that expose your shoulders and hide your arms like they’re guilty.
I’ve got a tan like a burnt toast and arms like a ghost.
My shoulders are brown but my arms are still white, it’s like I forgot to tan them.
I look like I was half-baked and left in the sun.
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