A circle

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A circle is just a fancy name for a big fat asshole that doesn't know how to leave the room.
My mom said I'm a circle because I won't stop talking.
He got called a circle during lunch because he wouldn't stop picking his nose.
She drew a circle on the board and said it looked like my face.
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When a bunch of people sit in a circle and smoke weed, it's like a party for lazy people who can't move.
They sat in a circle and smoked weed like they were in a cult.
My friends and I sat in a circle and smoked weed during math class.
He got caught sitting in a circle with his friends during lunch.
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A circle is like a polygon that never stops adding sides, and also a shape that is super unfair because it's always the same distance from the middle.
My math teacher said a circle is just a polygon that never stops growing.
She said a circle is unfair because it doesn't have any corners.
He drew a circle and called it a polygon with infinite sides.
4
A circle is like a big A with a ring around it, and it's used by anarchists and kids who just want to throw things.
My friend drew a circle and said it was the anarchist symbol.
She used a circle as a symbol for throwing things at the teacher.
He drew a circle on the wall and said it was a symbol for chaos.
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A circle is a button on your controller that you press when you're too lazy to think.
He pressed the circle button and said he was too lazy to fight.
She used the circle button to jump over the enemy.
My brother pressed the circle button and said it was the easiest button.
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A circle is like a lesbian sex party, or someone just doing their own thing, but mostly it's a lesbian sex party.
She said a circle is like a lesbian sex party and I believed her.
He said a circle is someone doing their own thing and I didn't believe him.
They said a circle was a lesbian sex party and I said they were right.
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A circle is like a group of people who all hang out together and don’t know how to leave.
They said a circle was a group and I thought they were weird.
He called his friends a circle and they all laughed.
My teacher said a circle was a group and I thought it was stupid.
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