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when a girl sucks your dick so loud it wakes the neighbors
My roommate’s girlfriend did this at 2 a. m. and I got a text from my mom.
He said he could hear it from the next block.
The dog started barking like it was on fire.
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when a girl blows you so hard it feels like you're getting a face massage from a tornado
She said it felt like she was using a vacuum on my face.
I almost choked on my own cum.
My ears were ringing for an hour after that.
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when a girl gives you a blowjob so loud it could start a war
My friend’s girlfriend did this and his dad walked in.
It was so loud the cops came.
She said she was trying to beat the previous record.
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when a girl sucks your cock so loud it sounds like a chainsaw in a blender
He said it was like a party in his mouth.
I could hear it from the other room.
It was so loud I got a text from my sister.
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when a girl gives you a blowjob so loud it breaks the sound barrier
He said it felt like he was in a jet engine.
The windows rattled like it was an earthquake.
He got a text from his boss asking what was going on.
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when a girl blows you so loud it could make a deaf person cry
He said it was louder than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
His neighbor came over to complain.
He got a text from his mom asking if he was okay.