a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

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A fancy way of saying you're lying and looking fancy while doing it.
I swear I didn't cheat on the test. It was just smoke and mirrors, baby.
He said he had a million bucks. Turns out it was just a cigarette and a shiny mirror.
She told me she had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. I knew it was fake.
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When you're blowing smoke and pretending you're not a complete idiot.
He said he was rich. All I saw was a cigarette and a mirror. Total idiot.
She told me she had a perfect skin. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total fraud.
He said he had a plan. All I saw was a cigarette and a mirror. Total disaster.
3
The reason your brain is confused and your eyes are sore.
I tried to believe him. All I saw was a cigarette and a mirror. My brain exploded.
She said she was perfect. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. My eyes hurt.
He said he had a secret. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. My brain is now a fried egg.
4
When you're smoking and pretending you're not completely full of crap.
He said he was a genius. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total full of crap.
She said she had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total full of crap.
He said he had a plan. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total full of crap.
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A way to hide the truth and make it look cool.
He said he had a billion dollars. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total lie.
She said she had a perfect skin. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total lie.
He said he had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total lie.
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A stupid way to make things look better than they are.
He said he had a perfect skin. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total stupid.
She said she had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total stupid.
He said he had a perfect plan. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total stupid.
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