a-chunkin'

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When that percentage bar is inching forward like it's on a sugar rush and doesn't want to stop.
My game is loading like it's on a diet.
That progress bar is moving slower than my aunt's gossip.
It’s taking forever, like my breakfast.
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To chuck something like it’s your last chance to be cool.
He threw that pizza like it owed him money.
She chunked the phone at the wall like it just broke up with her.
That kid chunked his shoe at the teacher like it was a crime.
3
When something is so cool it makes your brain short-circuit.
That car is so cool it made my brain explode.
That music was so cool my dog started dancing.
That outfit was so cool my mom started crying.
4
When someone poops in a vagina and then goes at it like it’s a wrestling match.
She pooped in his vagina and then started wrestling.
That guy pooped in her and then kissed her like it was a date.
They pooped in each other and then had a full-on fight.
5
When something is so awesome it makes your face look like a happy emoji.
That party was so awesome my face turned into a smiley.
That cake was so awesome my dog started singing.
That game was so awesome my brain turned into a disco.
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When a girl throws up while being fucked like it’s a horror movie.
She puked while getting fucked like it was a horror movie.
He was fucking her and she puked like it was a punishment.
That girl puked while getting fucked like it was a nightmare.
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When you’re high on soup or drugs and you can’t tell your toes from your nose.
I was trippin’ on soup and thought my nose was a sock.
She was trippin’ on Ambien and tried to eat the TV.
He was trippin’ on cocaine and danced like a chicken.
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