a chugger

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A guitar that screams at you even when you barely touch the strings. It’s like it’s got a mic and a loudspeaker and it’s ready to fight.
My guitar just yelled at me for not playing it right.
This guitar doesn’t need a band, it needs a therapist.
I barely touched the strings and it gave me a complex.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Fancy beggars with clipboards and fake guilt. They’ll make you feel like a monster if you don’t give them your cash and your soul.
That chugger made me feel like I’d stolen from orphans.
I gave them a fiver and now I’ve got a monthly donation I didn’t ask for.
They guilt-tripped me into signing my life away.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Beggars with a mission. They’ll stand in your way, block your path, and won’t stop until you give them your money and your peace of mind.
That chugger blocked my path like he was a cop and I was a criminal.
I tried to walk past him and he followed me like a dog.
He wouldn’t stop until I gave him my cash and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Street corner bullies who make you feel bad for not giving them your money. They’re like the school bullies of charity.
That chugger made me feel like I was the worst person on Earth.
He told me I was a selfish monster for not giving him a tenner.
He made me feel guilty just for eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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People who ambush you on the street and try to trick you into giving them your cash and your credit card details.
That chugger ambushed me like I was a bank vault.
He said I’d be helping orphans if I gave him my card.
He made me feel like I was about to be robbed by a charity.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Street beggars who try to sell you a life of guilt and monthly payments. They take half your money and leave the other half to some charity that doesn’t even know you.
That chugger said I was helping the poor if I gave him my card.
I gave him my card and now I get a monthly charge I didn’t ask for.
He took my money and left the rest to a charity that doesn’t even thank me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The sad, loud, never-ending beggars who make you feel like a monster if you don’t give them your money and your soul.
That chugger stood there with a bell and a sad face like he was the worst person in the world.
He told me I was selfish for not giving him my cash.
He blocked my way and made me feel guilty for eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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