a chronic headache

My mom and dad have been at it for three hours. I'm gonna need a new brain just to survive this.

My cousin's wedding turned into a full-blown war. The cake was just a side dish.

My teacher and the principal are arguing over who spilled coffee on the floor. It was the janitor.

My brother thinks he's the only one who's ever failed a test. I had three bad grades last year, and he still didn't get it.

My friend keeps saying her life is the worst. I live in a trash can and I'm still better than her.

My boss yells at everyone like they're the only one who ever messed up.

At lunch, my friends all started talking at the same time. I couldn't hear my own thoughts.

My parents argue like they're on a reality show. No one wins, but they still keep fighting.

My classmate and I tried to talk at the same time. The teacher just walked out.