Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A old story showing how rich people are total farts and how poor people are the ones who get screwed over.

Santa is just a rich man who thinks he’s a god.

Ebenezer Scrooge is the worst boss ever.

The poor guy had to eat a turkey for dinner and it was barely edible.

2

Christmas caroling is when you bother people at their house on Christmas, and you either do it by yourself or with a bunch of losers.

We stood outside singing for 30 minutes and no one opened the door.

I caroled for a guy who was eating pizza and he yelled at me.

My cousin caroled for a whole block and no one even said thank you.

3

A Christmas Carol is a guide to making rich people cry and hand out money like it’s going out of style.

The rich man cried so hard he had to take a nap.

He gave out money like it was candy.

The rich guy felt so bad he bought a whole store of presents.

4

Knocking on doors, jerking off, then running away like a coward.

He knocked on the door, jacked off, then ran like a scared kid.

She knocked on the door, did her thing, and left like she had no shame.

He did it so fast, no one even saw him.

5

A sexual thing with three guys and one person who is asleep and kind of okay with it.

He woke up with cum in his mouth and no idea what happened.

She got woken up at 1 AM and had cum in her mouth.

He had three guys doing their thing on Christmas morning.

6

A Christmas caroling hoe is a woman who keeps going around the block even though she's seen it all before.

She walked by the same house for three hours.

She caroled for the same family five times.

She was out there singing like she was paid to do it.

7

A Christmas Carol by xxxtentacion is the best song to chill to on Christmas.

I listened to it while eating pizza and it was perfect.

He put it on when he was chilling with his friends.

It's the only song I need for Christmas.